I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
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We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
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Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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