But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
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I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
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You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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