How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
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