So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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