You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
do nipples grow back?
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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