haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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