scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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