Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
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ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
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Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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