The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
its not stalking. its research.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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