i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
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Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
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Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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