Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
can u get pink eye on your cock?
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
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I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
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Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
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