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I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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