What a fucking waste of an outfit
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
high people should be assigned attendants
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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