So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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