It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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