Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
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His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
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The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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