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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
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slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
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And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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