You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
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She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
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I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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