You work out of a Hotel?
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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