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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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