I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
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her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
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Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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