i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
My penis needs a shock collar
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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