i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
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And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
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Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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