My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
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porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
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On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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