bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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