I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
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what is it with giant penises always finding me
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
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And my parents said I crawled through the house
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
You had me at "let me see your balls"
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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