she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
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He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
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ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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