Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
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it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
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It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
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