Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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