dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
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Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
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Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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