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dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
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That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
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I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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