i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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