Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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