Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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