I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
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WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
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Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
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