he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
you win again, gameday.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
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Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
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Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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