We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
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