Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Randomize
