He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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