For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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