What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
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we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
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He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.