he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.