I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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