I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
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