I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
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just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
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You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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