I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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