she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.