I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
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any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
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2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.