windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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