i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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