she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
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Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
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But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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