How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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