Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
someone threw a dead crab at me
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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