thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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