can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
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